drifting_anima (drifting_anima) wrote,
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Doorknob Battle!

Title: Doorknob Battle!
Pairing/Characters: Gokudera Hayato x Miura Haru (5986)
Prompt: Written for 10_orders, Prompt #3: Shut up.
Rating: T, Mild Cursing
Warnings: Mild cursing.
Summary: It all started from a small argument, until they found nothing else to say anymore.


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“Ack, SHUT UP YOU STUPID COW!”

“BAKA AHOUDERA!!! I'M GOING TO PLAY WITH DAME-TSUNA AND I-PIN INSTEAD! BLEEEHH!” Lambo shouted out with tears in his eyes, and then ran towards the opened door. After that, he slammed it closed and left the two baffled entities inside Tsuna's room.

Haru's eyebrows twitched. “Hahi! Gokudera-san's being mean to Lambo-chan again!”

“Kh!” Gokudera crossed his arms against his chest. “Like you care, you stupid woman! And who the hell out of their right minds will get annoyed over a single toy, ha?!”

“Ah!!!” Haru balled her fists. “You called me stupid again, you BAKADERA! And Lambo's just a small child, Bakadera! How dare you do that to him?! BAKA AHOUDERA!”

“Aaack!” he tried to resist his annoyance over the brunette in front of him. “You loud-mouthed woman!”

“You... YOU FOUL-MOUTHED AND VIOLENT OUTLAW!“ She barked back at him with all of her might.

“Tsch! I can't stand being with this noisy woman anymore!” Gokudera hissed then reached for the closed door.

“Like I can stand an outlaw like you, too!” she answered sharply, and also reached for the doorknob.

“I'm going out first, baka onna!”

“No! I'm going out first, BAKADERA!”

“What the-?! I'll go out first! And stop gripping my hand, damnit! What do you think of my hand, a doorknob?!” He yelled at her, spots of pink starting to tint his cheeks.

“Aaah!” Haru shouted at him again, this time, a little more louder. “You're the one gripping my hand, you outlaw!”

“ACK! You take your hand off, stupid, noisy, nosy, annoying woman!”

“NO! Yooou take off your hand, BA-KA-DE-RA!”

“STOP CALLING ME THAT, STUPID WOMAN!”

“THEN STOP CALLING ME THAT, BAKA-GOKUDERA!”

And with pure annoyance and a who-will-be-able-to-walk-out-first-kind-of-determination in their eyes, Gokudera and Haru stared at each other with such intensity, gritting their teeth hardly, and gripping each others hands, well, with the doorknob in between, though.

“Put your hands off, Gokudera Hayato.”

“No, you put your hands off, Miura Haru.”

“Can't you see? I'm asking you, Gokudera Hayato.”

“Kh, well, I'm commanding you, baka onna.”





And they kept on staring at each other again.

Their teeth gritting.

Their hands gripping each others hands.

The two of them hissed at each other.

“JUST PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF, YOU STUPID WOMAN!”

“AAAAH! NO! YOUR HANDS ARE THE ONES ON TOP OF MY HANDS SO YOU TAKE IT OFF FIRST!”

“STUPID! MY LEFT HAND IS SANDWICHED BETWEEN YOUR RIGHT HAND AND THE DOORKNOB!”

“SO WELL ARE MINE, YOU FREAAAAAKING OUTLAW!”

“YOU, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE OFF YOUR HANDS OFF FIRST AND MAKE YOUR NAMIMAGE COSTUME AT YOUR HOUSE, HUHH?!”

“AND YOU, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO OUT USING THE WINDOW AND EXPLODE YOURSELF AT THE STREET?! AND THAT'S NAMAHAGE, BAKADERA! NA-MA-HA-GE!

“LIKE THE FUCK THAT I CARE! JUST TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF!”

“NO! YOU TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF!”

“YOU DO!”

“NO, YOU DO!”

“YOU STUPID WOMAN! JUST TAKE IT OFF--”

“NO, VIOLENTS OUTLAWS MUST TAKE IT OFF FIRST—E-eh?”

And then, the door opened from the outside, causing both Gokudera and Haru to fall on the floor.

“Haru? Gokudera-kun?” Tsuna called out while holding the knob from the outside with the door widely opened.

With his right hand holding his nape and with his left elbow tucked on the carpeted ground for support, Gokudera slowly sat up. “Kh, w-what the hell was that? So heavy--”

“H-Hahi?” Haru blinked her eyes several times while trying to comprehend the situation.

“E-Eh?” Tsuna just stared at the scene in front of him.

“A-re?” Lambo suddenly appeared beside Tsuna's foot. “A-lala, Ahoudera and Haru are making babies--"

“Aah, Lambo!” And Tsuna quickly covered Lambo's big mouth with his hands. “S-Sumimasen, Gokudera-kun! Haru! Sorry for interfering and--”

And Tsuna slammed the door closed with his ears and face all red.

The two of them just stared at each other, still trying to register in their minds what the hell just happened.

Gokudera's elbow was tucked on the carpet for support on the heavy load over his body.

And that heavy load is Haru.

After a few more seconds, Haru slowly inched away from Gokudera, then reached for the doorknob to get out of Tsuna's room without any words to say.

There, outside the room, she gradually closed the door, then leaned against it.

And she slid down to sit on the floor, speechless, with her hands balled against her pounding chest.

As for Gokudera, he just sat down there, staring at the closed, wooden door, also lost in his own track of thoughts with his mouth hanging agape, finding nothing else to say.

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End
Tags: [10_orders], fandom: reborn, fic, pairing: gokuharu
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